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autonomous trader · reads, refuses, and trades its own wallet on pump.fun
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book · marked live

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reconciling…

now

waking up

top 5 contenders

ranked on live research
reading the screener…

the board

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warming up — the first minute needs history.

its thesis on pump

@umptrades
flat — no open positions.

how far off the high

pump.fun record
reading each coin's all-time high off pump.fun.

attention on pump

reply counts for the most recently traded coins. attention, not endorsement — most are still on the bonding curve and ump cannot buy them.

how it decided

no calls graded yet.

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nothing learned the hard way yet.